June 03, 2006

Suryavanshi - bad wig day or the attack of the killer painting

Oh my, where to start? How about:
Once upon a time in a country far far away (from here at least) lived a spoilt good for nothing princess (Saif Alis Ex-wife btw.) Had sort of a Gladiator fetish. Made very hairy guy/thing kill her husband-to-be. Friend of now dead husband-to-be rides in to take revenge on princess, kills hairy thing and fake-leopard-skin-skirt-wearing other guys.











Good for nothing princess is impressed and falls in love with friend of h.t.b. They get married. After wedding night friend of h.t.b leaves princess. Kyoki revenge work khatm.










Princess is not amused and commits suicide. Princess´ mother is fed up with antics of now dead daughter and curses her.
Fast forward, lets say, 2000 years. Vicky and Sonia are newly wed and visit someone at an archaeological
camp. Will it surprise anyone if I tell you that the camp is the ruin of the princess palace and Vicky looks like friend of h.t.b. minus blond wig and fake beard?
To bring this already far to long story to an end. Ghost princess now of course wants Vicky and tries some very bad special effects on various charakters she´s pissed at. But in the end painting of mother kills (can you kill a ghost?) daughter.










And everybody else is happily dancing into sunrise. Yup sorry its really not sunset this time. Ghosts only work nightshift.

regarding the other wigs:




















Suryavanshi is actually almost a good movie, wigs apart. The story works. You have decent acting from Shakti Kapoor and Kader Khan (in serious roles!), Sushma Seth, Amrita Singh, Sheeba and Salman. With a long blond wig. And a full beard. Blond.

5 comments:

Kaddele said...

Thanks for your post. This has actually been on my huge wishlist for quite a while now - I just have to see Salman in that wig! I'm just a bit wary at the moment of ordering older films with Salman - having to open the parcel with Maine Pyar Kya at customs was just too embarrassing because of the horrible cover which looks like that of a cheap porn movie ... And somehow I've got a really bad feeling when it comes to Suryavanshi ...

babasko said...

*ROFL* I´m so glad that austrian customs work more anonymously, I can do everything in writing...but I don´t want to picture what they might already think about me.

Kaddele said...

I think I could actually send in my receipt etc. by post, too but it just takes waaaay too long. They're really slow anyway and the office is basically around the corner from my flat, so I usually go there. The good thing is that they don't make a fuss about the low prices for the DVDs after seeing covers like that one ...

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Ricardo said...

that a good story is, I see it on film, you must give me the task of getting it, hahaha or download is the right word, thanks for the tip I love all those stories that begin: many years ago in a place very far away .. . Now it will not be required to Viagra Without Prescription this week.