Suryavanshi - bad wig day or the attack of the killer painting

Oh my, where to start? How about:
Once upon a time in a country far far away (from here at least) lived a spoilt good for nothing princess (Saif Alis Ex-wife btw.) Had sort of a Gladiator fetish. Made very hairy guy/thing kill her husband-to-be. Friend of now dead husband-to-be rides in to take revenge on princess, kills hairy thing and fake-leopard-skin-skirt-wearing other guys.










Good for nothing princess is impressed and falls in love with friend of h.t.b. They get married. After wedding night friend of h.t.b leaves princess. Kyoki revenge work khatm.










Princess is not amused and commits suicide. Princess´ mother is fed up with antics of now dead daughter and curses her.
Fast forward, lets say, 2000 years. Vicky and Sonia are newly wed and visit someone at an archaeological camp. Will it surprise anyone if I tell you that the camp is the ruin of the princess palace and Vicky looks like friend of h.t.b. minus blond wig and fake beard?
To bring this already far to long story to an end. Ghost princess now of course wants Vicky and tries some very bad special effects on various charakters she´s pissed at. But in the end painting of mother kills (can you kill a ghost?) daughter.










And everybody else is happily dancing into sunrise. Yup sorry its really not sunset this time. Ghosts only work nightshift.

regarding the other wigs:




















Suryavanshi is actually almost a good movie, wigs apart. The story works. You have decent acting from Shakti Kapoor and Kader Khan (in serious roles!), Sushma Seth, Amrita Singh, Sheeba and Salman. With a long blond wig. And a full beard. Blond.